Ode to Justyn

The Mysterious Mr. Black

Oh Justyn, how do I love thee?
I love you even though you sit when you pee!

I love you when you're sick
I love you even though your real name is Dick

I love your glasses and your poor eye sight
I love you when you cry at night

I love you always, but from a far
I loved you even when you locked me in the trunk of your car.