These are some random things I feel like saying to some people lately:

*Its called toothpaste yo, use it!

*Yes, you really are that stupid.

*Yo Mama! (this requires a finger snap and neck whip)

*Its scientific fact that I rock, you should figure that out before I'm gone.

*Just because its fashion, doesn't mean you can wear it.

*Go ahead, I'm pretending to care