Beer vs. Vagina

HHmmmmmmmm Good Combo!!! lol. They should be Tag Teams!!!!...Not Rivals...ha ha..
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hairbetween your teeth, you may vomit.One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make ascene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wifemay get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a pointto be had here, depending on your point of view and personalcircumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas inone night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation maysuffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. Ifyou smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer.One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too muchvagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties isfun. One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. Onepoint to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottleor a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually itsettles down. One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a motherOne point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after youdrink it One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEERS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded ordiscriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER